if the only contributions to the BASARA fandom I am remembered for are informing people that the variety party cds exist, I will be satisfied
Director BASARA: Ishida Mitsunari version
person idk: geez, that director, is he ever going to get here? It’d be nice if we had a good director this time around—eh? that person wearing armor…is he an extra? Alright, alright, extra person, it’s too early for you to come out
Mitsunari: I DO WHAT I WANT
person: no, if you don’t wait to go to the school, when it’s ready the feeling will “gacha-gacha”[?? I have no idea what he’s talking about]
Mitsunari: HOWAAAHHH *explosions*
person: FHEIRGHEIRHWURIH—wha, what was that??? what are you???
Mitsunari: I don’t need introductions. My goal is only one thing; to bring that person into despair
person: ‘bring into despair…’ ah! to the audience? about the film?—that means, this person, is he the director?? DIRECTOR!! From today, we’re depending on you! Director will surely provide an impressive impact! If it’s the director, we will surely make a great feeling! Alright let’s get the cameras rolling—START!!
person: eh? What meaning does he mean? ‘Execution’—ah! does he mean ‘cut’??
person: eh? Who?
Mitsunari: Hideyoshi-sama! This thing, give me permission to execute—
person: pfff, come on, you’re the director! You don’t need permission!—say, who is this Hideyoshi? a producer?
Mitsunari: YOU!!! YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HIDEYOSHI-SAMA IS???
Mitsunari: UNFORGIVABLE!! I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU!! HYAAAA
Narrator-person: *screams of pain*